National

• IRELAND AND EUROPE WORK BETTER TOGETHER - SHOUTS CLOWEN
• Referendum campaign to focus on positive message about Ireland and Europe and have nothing to do with the content of the treaty itself (whatever you do DO NOT read the treaty, just think of kittens) – Taoiseach
• The Property crisis is over 'rebound has already started'- Frank 'The Landlord' Fahey
• PANA CLAIMS ABOUT PRO LISBON TREATY INTEL (WHO MANUFACTURE CHIPS WITH A MILITARY APPLICATION) “RIDICULOUS” – SHOUTS MINISTER BRADY
• Referendum represents new proposal and respects will of minority of Yes voters Irish people - Minister for hypocrisy Martin
• Economic Case for Lisbon Becoming Clearer as the Paddies will always crap themselves if they think they will lose some € - Minister Martin
• Speech by Minister Martin at Humbert Summer School - Lisbon vote is fundamental to our future (our future being the future of Fianna Fool not the little people)
• Minister for Irony Dick Roche urges respect for the intelligence of Irish voters in referendum debate

Local

• Since we can't take any brown paper envelopes for rezoning we're not bothered with local issues anymore.